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Music Jokes

These comical music jokes hit all the right notes!

Music Jokes

A sign at a music shop: “Gone Chopin. Bach in a minuet.”
What did the robbers take from the music store?
The lute.
- Knock knock!
- Who's there?
- Britney Spears.
- Britney Spears who?
- Knock knock!
- Who's there?
- Oops! I did it again!
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