Why does no one trust the man on the moon?Why does no one trust the man on the moon?
Because he has a dark side!
Last night I was but by a bloodsucker from the moon.
Damn lunatics.
How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?
He apollo-gises.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night.
He's over the moon!He's over the moon!
Why didnt the moon go outside?
Because it was waning.
Why didnt the moon have any more to eat.
Becuase it was full
Whats the first day of the week called in outer space?
Moonday.
Who is the first farmer to walk on the moon?
Neil Farmstrong.
What do you call a meal from the moon?
A satellite dish.
Why is the moon so conceited at times?
It becomes full of itself.
Do you know why no one has ever been sentenced for crimes committed on the moon?
Because it's a gray area.
Can an Australian with poor vision clearly see the moon?
No, but a "good eye might."
What kind of tropical fruit wants to visit the moon?
A Coco-naut
What did Neil Armstrong say when people didn't laugh at his moon jokes?
"I guess you had to be there."
What do you call a person really crazy about the moon
A lunatic.
What holds the moon up?
Moonbeams!
What do you think walking on the moon is like?
Not very impactful.
How does a quarter moon always feel?
Crestfallen.
Did you hear about the restaurant they built on the moon?
The food is good but it lacks atmosphere.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it.
How does the sun say hi to the moon?
With a heat wave!
Why is the moon a wanted criminal?
It’s constantly mooning people.
Living costs on the moon would probably be out of this world.
Canada is planning a mission to the moon
They're calling the spaceship the Apollo-G.
Wanna know a way for werewolves to howl other than the full moon?
Make them stub their toe.
Libya changed its plain green flag to a crescent moon, but I think they'll change it back.
It's only a phase, after all.
Mooning is very ASStrological
Why did Neil Armstrong pee right after he made his first step on the moon?
He wanted to go where no man had gone before.
The moon landing is obviously fake.
The moon is clearly still up there.
What do you call a fashionable, but judgmental monster who howls at the moon?
A What Not To Wear-Wolf.
Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?
Because it's a little meteor.
What do moon people do after they get married?What do moon people do after they get married?
Go on their honeyearth.