I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You are the square to my root.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I less than three you.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
You are sweeter than 3.14.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
You have one compact set.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?