Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You have one compact set.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
You are the square to my root.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I less than three you.