As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
Without you, I’d disintegrate.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I less than three you.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
You are the square to my root.
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
You have one compact set.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
Will you be the perimeter to my world?