My love for you is like an exponential curve. It’s unbounded.
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
The square root of all my fantasies is you.
How about I perform a sort on your variables, and you can analyze my performance? If I were sin2x and you were cos2x, together we’d be ONE!
Are you a 45-degree angle, because you’re perfect.
I sure hope you know set theory, ’cause I wanna intersect and union with you.
Are you p>0.5, because I’d never reject you.
You have changed my world to polar coordinates. Complex and imaginary things now have a magnitude and direction.
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions?
I know my math. And you’ve got one significant figure!
Hey girl…
Can I call-cu-later?
Yo baby, you want to see me solve a quadratic?
Are you good at math? Can you help me solve for x? X = your number.
I’m more interested in you than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
Date me and all of your problems will be polygone.
You are the square to my root.
Do you like math? No? Me neither. In fact, the only number I care about is yours.
As I only have two factors, I’m the prime candidate for you.
Hey girl… Can I call-cu-later?
Are you the square root of -100? Because you’re a solid 10 but too good to be real!
My love for you is like dividing by zero… It can’t be defined!
If we are both math majors, then why is there so much chemistry between us?
Your beauty is like Pi, never-ending.
I was supposed to solve for X. I am so glad that I found U instead.
You are sweeter than 3.14.
My love is like a fractal. It goes on forever!
Girl, if I am epsilon, will you be my delta?
I’m not being obtuse, you are acute girl.
If you were a function, then you’d be my asymptote ’cause I always tend toward you!
I heard you like math, so what’s the sum of U+Me?
Without you, I’m like a null set… Empty.
I memorized the first 300 digits of pi. If you gave me the 7 digits of your phone number, I could memorize them too.
Girl, we must be a bipartite graph, because I just thought of an efficient algorithm for finding an optimal matching for the two of us.
You're embarrassed by my dense pickup lines? OK, I won't continuum. I'll be more discrete.
My feelings for you have grown exponentially.
Do you want to cosine on a mortgage with me?
I’m a fraction – be my other half.
If four plus four equals eight, then me plus you equals fate.
Will you integrate with me? I will differentiate whoever comes in our way.
Your body has the nicest arc length I have ever seen.
You have one compact set.
Give me just a FRACTION of your heart and I will SOLVE all of your problems.
If we were binary, you’d be the one for me.
I hear you don’t like fractions. So will you let me be your other half?
Baby, you’re like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.
I less than three you.
You must be a 90º angle. ‘Cause, you’re looking right!
I’m a 30-60-90 triangle and you’re a 40-40-90 triangle – we’re just right for each other.
I=f(U), I can't function without you.
Hi, I hear you’re good at algebra… Will you replace my X without asking Y?