Mall Pick Up Lines

The funniest mall pick up lines in existence!

Mall Pick Up Lines

For that special cashier:
Since you're checking me out why don't we go to the movies?
Hey girl, did you know I'm a cashier?
Because I'm totally checking you out.
When you're around, every mall is a sky mall.
Want to go shopping? Today only there's a special deal: 30% off on my heart!
If you look at the map of my heart, it says 'You are here.'
I'm going to have to get a security guard because you're trying to steal my heart.
I just tossed a penny into the fountain, want to make my wish come true?
I heard they just opened up a new Lego store. Let's see if we can't build something together!
Hey I need a female opinion - what do you think would look better on me, this or this?
Excuse me! Do you know where’s the Victoria's Secret shop in this mall? You look like one of their models!
Did you know this mall has a movie theater? I just saw a preview of our life together. Looks pretty good!
Did you hear that? They're playing our future song on the speakers!
Are you the Godiva store? Because you seem sweet and way too fancy for me.
Are you good at finding things? Because I think you may have found my heart. Also, I don't know which zone I parked my car into so I need help with that too. Thanks!