Laundry Puns

Some squeaky clean, freshly laundered puns.

Laundry Puns

If you're stressed, try ironing clothes.
It's a great way to let off some steam.
I just built a car out of a washing machine.
I’ll be taking it for a spin later.
I heard my son complaining about doing laundry.
He said, 'These just socks'.
My dad was complaining he’d lost a sock after doing his laundry.
I said, "that's a sockrifice I had to make".