Every time I hang out my laundry, I can't resist singing "Nine to Five" ...
Guess that's what I get for using Dolly pegs.
What do you call laundry detergent on the top shelf?
High tide.
Laundry puns?
I got loads of them.
My wife said she'll leave me if I don't stop the laundry punsץ
So from today I'm detergent to be better.