A friend of mine once found a hundred dollar bill in his pocket after doing laundry...
I became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.
I heard my son complaining about doing laundry.
He said, 'These just socks'.
Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president...
Because I am washing-a-ton.
I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.
It's more difficult to deter gents, though.