I hear it's easy to get ladies not to eat Tide pods.
It's more difficult to deter gents, though.
I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.
Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.
More places are charging fees to iron my clothes after they launder them...
I guess the free press is under siege!
My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.
Eventually, I folded.