I heard my son complaining about doing laundry.
He said, 'These just socks'.
A friend of mine once found a hundred dollar bill in his pocket after doing laundry...
I became too afraid he might have gotten himself into the money laundering business.
Found out I washed some of my son's nerf darts in his laundry...
Should make for some good clean shots.
My wife and I had a huge argument as to whose turn it was to do laundry.
Eventually, I folded.