Laundry Puns

Some squeaky clean, freshly laundered puns.

Laundry Puns

If you're stressed, try ironing clothes.
It's a great way to let off some steam.
Found out I washed some of my son's nerf darts in his laundry...
Should make for some good clean shots.
Oh laundry, sometimes I feel like our first president...
Because I am washing-a-ton.
I just built a car out of a washing machine.
I’ll be taking it for a spin later.