The government is planning to ban articles about ironing appliances in the newspaper.
The freedom of press is no more.
I was holding a bottle of laundry detergent when all of a sudden it exploded, completely drenching my hands.
Oh well. I guess my hands are Tide.
So earlier I took my clothes from the washer and threw them into the dryer.
I can't be sure how they felt about that, but they seemed agitated.
If you're stressed, try ironing clothes.
It's a great way to let off some steam.