I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
V
V
Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.