What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working