Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.