My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
What's the sketchiest button combo on a computer keyboard?
Shift + T
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I've got no home, I haven't got control, and I can't see any escape.
I should get a new keyboard.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster