I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
What type of blood does a keyboard have?
Typo.