IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
Did you hear about the keyboard that lost it's Period Key?
He was missing the point.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.