Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
Keep Your Friends Close, Your Utility Keys Closer.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
Got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. I couldn't keep the space clean.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
Why is the 7 key on the keyboard so afraid?
Because the & is near