IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
I for one
is something you might do if you had a broken keyboard
Someone vandalized my keyboard leaving only 1 button.
Surprisingly, the police were more thorough in the investigation than I expected. They even asked to see my colon.
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.
I want anarchy
Because my keyboard is missing one.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
What's one of the worst things you could come across while surfing the web?
Your keyboard.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!