I introduced my mouse to my keyboard today...
It was awkward at first, but then they just clicked.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
I asked the librarian for the new book on erectile dysfunction.
She typed on her keyboard and said "It's not coming up!"
I said "Yeah, that's the one!!"
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
Just can't get away from my broken keyboard. There's no escape.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
A good workman doesn't blame his fools
\*tools.
Stupid keyboard.
Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I'm not like other keyboards...
I'm qwerty
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
I left my laptop outside on the picnic table, and when I came back, the keyboard was covered in ants...
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
I wasn't making enough money as a keyboard percussionist so I started moonlighting as gun salesperson.
I go from glockenspiel to Glock and spiel.
IF YOU GUYS SEE A LINK ON FACEBOOK THAT SAYS "GET A MILLION DOLLARS FOR FREE" DON'T CLICK ON IT.
IT IS A VIRUS THAT PUTS YOUR PHONE'S KEYBOARD ON CAPS LOCK.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
What do you call a solar powered keyboard?
A photosynthesiser
How many wipes does it take to clean a keyboard?
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I took all the punctuation marks off of the judge's keyboard.
I expect a long sentence.
What do you call a gushing keyboard?
sqwerty