Why did the keyboard not get any sleep?...
Because it has two shifts.
I always love pressing F5 on my keyboard.
It's so refreshing.
I went into a bar with a keyboard under my arm. The barman said "Oi! We don"t want your typing in here".
My wireless keyboard isn't working
I guess I need to re-pair it.
Playing the keyboard is...
my type of music.
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
I heard that starting next year, keyboards will no longer be sold with italics...
But it was a bold-faced lie.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer.
I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
What do you do if you spill maple syrup all over your keyboard?
Just turn off sticky keys.
If you used a keyboard with built-in speakers, you would be...?
Stereotyping.
Where do the keys on a keyboard go to have a good time
The spacebar.
On a keyboard, nothing is under control.
Today my "O" button on my keyboard stopped working.
Maybe it was a sign I should've stopped o-ppressing the keyboard.
Why are boy keyboards scared of girl keyboards?
They don't want to get qwerties.
I was dating a keyboard but we had to break up...
...she just wasn't my type.
What key on the keyboard is truly out of this world?
The spacebar.