Hockey Pick Up Lines

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Hockey Pick Up Lines

You should see what I can do with ice.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
You sweep me off my feet!
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
Life is better when we stick together.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Can I slip one past your goalie?