Hockey Pick Up Lines

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Hockey Pick Up Lines

I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
I give roughing a whole new definition.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
You sweep me off my feet!
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Life is better when we stick together.
You should see what I can do with ice.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?