Hockey Pick Up Lines

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Hockey Pick Up Lines

You sweep me off my feet!
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Can I slip one past your goalie?
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
You should see what I can do with ice.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Life is better when we stick together.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?