Hockey Pick Up Lines

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Hockey Pick Up Lines

Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
I give roughing a whole new definition.
You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Life is better when we stick together.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
You sweep me off my feet!
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
You should see what I can do with ice.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.