You know, less teeth means more tongue.
Nice Skates... wanna puck?
I give roughing a whole new definition.
Football players get cheerleaders, but hockey players bring them home.
The ref better give me 2 for hooking, 'cause baby I'm hooked on you.
I'd love to serve a 5 minute penalty in your box.
Nice Skates...Wanna Cross the Blue Line with Me?
I know you are a goalie but I hope you don’t stop me from scoring tonight.
Life is better when we stick together.
Do you know what they say about hockey players? They can always find the opening!
You sweep me off my feet!
I think you just tripped me, 'cause I just fell for you.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Can I slip one past your goalie?
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Date a hockey player, we always wear protection.
Can you tell your tendy to look the other way while I slip one?
Girl, want to watch me play? I never miss the target.
I've been called a dirty player but lets just see how dirty we can get tonight.
You should see what I can do with ice.
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
My skate blade is not the only thing made of steel.
If you were a puck, I'd never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
Do you play hockey? 'Cause I wouldn't mind poke-checking you.
You heard right: I only take off this mask for two things. Eating.
I promise I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
I’m a hockey player; of course my stick is curved!
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
What do you say you poke-check me real quick?