How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
I’m a man at a farmers' market. Of course, I’m a catch.
I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Let's 'bag' this place and go get a coffee. And yes, I am proud of that pun.
Want to show me how to make steamy greens?
I don't care *how* many items you've got, baby, I could check you out all day long!
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.
Not to be cheesy, but you’re looking really gouda.
Okay, here’s the deal: I’ll let you take the last stuffed crust frozen pizza if you let me take you to dinner. At your house. Where we’ll be having frozen pizza.
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
If you were a bouquet of fresh-cut flowers, I would take you home.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.
I need a date; do you know where I could find one?
Is your name Pepsi? Because you sure are sizzling.