I always like to keep my place stocked with coffee and breakfast food in case I don't wake up alone.
I actually prefer that life give me lemons so that I can make a pretty lady like you some lemonade on a hot Summer's day.
How do you know when an avocado is ripe?
How about a little roll in the Bakery Department?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Funny meat-ing you here.
Does your Dad own Snapple, because you're made of the best stuff on earth?
Do you prefer organic or local? Because I’m both.
Do you like free samples?
Do you know which aisle the edible underwear is in? Oh, wait, wrong store!
Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?
Can I wear your plaid flannel when I make you breakfast tomorrow morning?
Can I help you carry your groceries to the car?
Can I be your next varietal?
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's out of business. And, speaking of Hershey's, how about a kiss?
Baby, you better get out of that express lane, 'cause you're all that *and* a bag of chips.
Baby, have you been eating your Campbell's soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
Are you as spicy as your artisan hot sauce?
A pretty lady wasn't on my shopping list but I can be spontaneous.
(Staring at boxes of cereal) I treat all boxes with respect.