Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
I love all of your stratified layers!
Baby, you rock my world!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!