Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I love all of your stratified layers!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Baby, you rock my world!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!