The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Baby, you rock my world!
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.