Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Baby, you rock my world!
I love all of your stratified layers!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.