You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Baby, you rock my world!
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
I love all of your stratified layers!