“How to get a yoga body: 1. Have a body 2. Do yoga.” – Unknown
“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.” – Unknown
"It's funny when people think 'yoga people' are supposed to be calm. No. We're all here because we're nuts." — Unknown
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.” – Unknown
“I got chucked out of yoga class after misinterpreting Half-Moon Pose.” – Unknown
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
"One meditator to another: Are you not thinking what I’m not thinking?" – Unknown
“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
“I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much.” – Jeremy Brett
“I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever.” — Unknown
“Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.” – Unknown
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
“I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.” — Katya Zamolodchikova
“Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.” — Anonymous
“I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles
“Smiling is mouth yoga.” — Thich Nhat Hanh
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
“Sign for a beginner’s yoga class: Enquire Within.” – Unknown
“The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.”
- Grant Tucker.
"Yoga is a way of getting totally drunk – not on alcohol but on life."
- Sadhguru
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
“Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it.” — Sting
“If you fall, I’ll be there. Love, Your Mat” -Unknown
“When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food.” — Britney Spears
“I’m actually banned from the Himalayas, because I’m too good at yoga.” – Judah Friedlander
"Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga."
- Grant Tucker
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
“Yoga class? I thought you said ‘pour a glass’.” – Unknown
“An instructor once gave the following cue in yoga class: “Relax your pancreas.” I don’t even know where my pancreas is, never mind how to relax it! I giggled for the rest of the class.” – Mel Farrimond
“Namastay 6 feet away.” – Unknown
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
"Is taco yoga a thing yet? Someone get on that."
- Chisty Lowe