“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t do Tuesdays.” – Unknown
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
“Smiling is mouth yoga.” — Thich Nhat Hanh
"Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga."
- Grant Tucker
“I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much.” – Jeremy Brett
“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
“How to get a yoga body: 1. Have a body 2. Do yoga.” – Unknown
“Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.” — Anonymous
“The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.”
- Grant Tucker.
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“Yoga is 99% waste removal” — T.K.V Desikachar
“I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles
“An instructor once gave the following cue in yoga class: “Relax your pancreas.” I don’t even know where my pancreas is, never mind how to relax it! I giggled for the rest of the class.” – Mel Farrimond
“I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
“Keep calm and ommm… nonommm…” — Anonymous
“I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog
“I love yoga, but the namaste thing only takes you so far.” — Jillian Michaels
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
“When Chuck Norris does yoga, the sun salutes him.” – Unknown
"Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time."
– Sadhguru
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
“I got chucked out of yoga class after misinterpreting Half-Moon Pose.” – Unknown
“When in doubt, yoga it out.” – Unknown
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
“Sign for a beginner’s yoga class: Enquire Within.” – Unknown
“I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.” — Katya Zamolodchikova
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous
“Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous
“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.” – Unknown
“When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food.” — Britney Spears