“I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous
“I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog
"Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time."
– Sadhguru
“Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.” — Anonymous
“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
“I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever.” — Unknown
I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t do Tuesdays.” – Unknown
All my friends complaint about not feeling good, and are freaking out about their lives, and I’m just like, “There’s Yoga pose for that!” — Unknown
“Three things that never lie: Little kids, drunk people, and yoga pants.” – Unknown
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
"One meditator to another: Are you not thinking what I’m not thinking?" – Unknown
“Keep calm and ommm… nonommm…” — Anonymous
"Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga."
- Grant Tucker
“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
“Yoga class? I thought you said ‘pour a glass’.” – Unknown
“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
"Is taco yoga a thing yet? Someone get on that."
- Chisty Lowe
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
“Yoga is 99% waste removal” — T.K.V Desikachar
“I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.” -Unknown
“Smiling is mouth yoga.” — Thich Nhat Hanh
"What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments!"
- Sadhana Yoga
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.” – Unknown
“I do an hour’s yoga and go running everyday. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, pot bellied idiot — and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!” — Chris Martin
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
“The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.”
- Grant Tucker.
“Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine
“Yoga is too slow.” — Rob Gronkowski
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
“Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it.” — Sting
“When Chuck Norris does yoga, the sun salutes him.” – Unknown
“When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food.” — Britney Spears