“Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” -Unknown
“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
“Yoga is almost like music in a way; there’s no end to it.” — Sting
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
“Yoga class? I thought you said ‘pour a glass’.” – Unknown
“I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles
“When in doubt, yoga it out.” – Unknown
“An instructor once gave the following cue in yoga class: “Relax your pancreas.” I don’t even know where my pancreas is, never mind how to relax it! I giggled for the rest of the class.” – Mel Farrimond
“Three things that never lie: Little kids, drunk people, and yoga pants.” – Unknown
“Sign for a beginner’s yoga class: Enquire Within.” – Unknown
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
“I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.” — Katya Zamolodchikova
“I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous
“When Chuck Norris does yoga, the sun salutes him.” – Unknown
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous
“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel
“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
“The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.”
- Grant Tucker.
"Yoga is a way of getting totally drunk – not on alcohol but on life."
- Sadhguru
“I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled ‘Louder!’ during the silent meditation. – Robert Orben”
“Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.” – Unknown
“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.” – Unknown
“Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine
“I’m actually banned from the Himalayas, because I’m too good at yoga.” – Judah Friedlander
"What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments!"
- Sadhana Yoga
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“Me to my students every day: Close your eyes. If you can still see me, it could be a sign that your eyes are still open.” – Unknown
"Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga."
- Grant Tucker
“I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever.” — Unknown