“Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.” — Anonymous
“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.” – Unknown
“Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” -Unknown
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
“Sign for a beginner’s yoga class: Enquire Within.” – Unknown
“I remember when yoga was called Twister.” – Unknown
“If you fall, I’ll be there. Love, Your Mat” -Unknown
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous
“I love yoga, but the namaste thing only takes you so far.” — Jillian Michaels
All my friends complaint about not feeling good, and are freaking out about their lives, and I’m just like, “There’s Yoga pose for that!” — Unknown
“I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles
“Yoga class? I thought you said ‘pour a glass’.” – Unknown
"Reaching under the couch for something is the closest I'll ever get to yoga."
- Grant Tucker
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t do Tuesdays.” – Unknown
“I really regret going to a Yoga class today… said no one ever.” — Unknown
“Smiling is mouth yoga.” — Thich Nhat Hanh
“Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine
“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
“Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.” – Unknown
“When in doubt, yoga it out.” – Unknown
“Yoga is 99% waste removal” — T.K.V Desikachar
“I meditate and do yoga. I sit cross-legged and try not to levitate too much.” – Jeremy Brett
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
“I got chucked out of yoga class after misinterpreting Half-Moon Pose.” – Unknown
“I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.” -Unknown
"Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time."
– Sadhguru
“I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled ‘Louder!’ during the silent meditation. – Robert Orben”
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
“What Yoga really is… Spending an entire hour trying not to fart.”— Anonymous
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
“Yoga is too slow.” — Rob Gronkowski