"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."
Martin Mull
“Don’t be a jogger, they’re the one’s who find dead bodies.” – Amanda Brooks
"I love running cross country. On a track, I feel like a hamster."
Robin Williams
"Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television."
Victoria Wood
“Running a marathon takes balls, other sports just play with them.” – Unknown
"If the hill has its own name, then it's probably a pretty tough hill."
Marty Stern
"Start slow, then taper off."
Walt Stack
“Marathoners: Life is too easy. I must find a way to make it much much harder.”
-Glennon Doyle, best-selling author
"The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you're not in shape for it, it's too far to walk back."
Franklin Jones
"The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again."
Erma Bombeck
"Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework."
Unknown
"I believe that the good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street."
Neil Armstrong
Step one to running a marathon: You run. There is no step two.
-Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
"I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups."
Rita Rudner
"If you run 100 miles a week, you can eat anything you want. Why? Because (a) you'll burn all the calories you consume, (b) you deserve it, and (c) you'll be injured soon and back on a restricted diet anyway."
Don Kardong
"It's a hill. Get over it."
From a runner's T-shirt
"There are many challenges to long distance running, but one of the greatest is the question of where to put one’s house keys."
Gabrielle Zevin
"Your sweat is your fat crying. Keep it up."
From a runner's T-shirt
“Running: Cheaper than therapy.”
-seen on runner’s T-shirt
"Run like hell and get the agony over with."
Clarence DeMar