"Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you."
Unknown
“Running: Cheaper than therapy.”
-seen on runner’s T-shirt
"It is true that speed kills. In distance running, it kills anyone who does not have it."
Brooks Johnson
"I love running cross country. On a track, I feel like a hamster."
Robin Williams
"I run so my goals in life will continue to get bigger instead of my belly."
Bill Kirby
"Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run."
Jumbo Elliot
"No doubt a brain and some shoes are essential for marathon success. Although if it comes down to a choice, pick the shoes. More people finish marathons with no brains than with no shoes."
Don Kardong
“I would sooner be prime minister of the moon than run another marathon. I’ve been really lucky. I didn’t have any toenails fall off or anything disgusting like that. I still have all three nipples.”
– Ryan Reynolds, actor
"Your sweat is your fat crying. Keep it up."
From a runner's T-shirt
“Don’t be a jogger, they’re the one’s who find dead bodies.” – Amanda Brooks
“Marathoners: Life is too easy. I must find a way to make it much much harder.”
-Glennon Doyle, best-selling author
Step one to running a marathon: You run. There is no step two.
-Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother)
“Oh yes I will work out today. I will work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause.”
Stanley from The Office
"Finland has produced so many brilliant distance runners because back home it costs $2.50 a gallon for gas."
Esa Tikkannen
"Running makes me feel less like I want to kill people."
From a runner's T-shirt
"Runner's logic: I'm tired. Let me go for a run."
Unknown
"If the hill has its own name, then it's probably a pretty tough hill."
Marty Stern
"Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed."
Charles Schulz
"If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise."
P.Z. Pearce
"It's a hill. Get over it."
From a runner's T-shirt