“Don’t be a jogger, they’re the one’s who find dead bodies.” – Amanda Brooks
"It's a hill. Get over it."
From a runner's T-shirt
"Your sweat is your fat crying. Keep it up."
From a runner's T-shirt
"Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second."
William James
"Run like there's a hot guy in front of you and a creepy one behind you."
Unknown
"Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. It makes it feel needed."
Charles Schulz
"Finland has produced so many brilliant distance runners because back home it costs $2.50 a gallon for gas."
Esa Tikkannen
"Slow runners make fast runners look good. Thank you."
From the back of a T-shirt
“Oh yes I will work out today. I will work out a way to avoid running for a stupid cause.”
Stanley from The Office
"Runner's logic: I'm tired. Let me go for a run."
Unknown
"If God invented marathons to keep people from doing anything more stupid, the triathlon must have taken him completely by surprise."
P.Z. Pearce
"I don't believe in jogging. It extending your life, but by about the same amount of time you spend jogging."
Marshall Brickman
"Run like hell and get the agony over with."
Clarence DeMar
"Running won't solve all your problems. But then again, neither will housework."
Unknown
“Running: Cheaper than therapy.”
-seen on runner’s T-shirt
"Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television."
Victoria Wood
"I don't think jogging is healthy, especially morning jogging. If morning joggers knew how tempting they looked to morning motorists, they would stay home and do sit-ups."
Rita Rudner
"No doubt a brain and some shoes are essential for marathon success. Although if it comes down to a choice, pick the shoes. More people finish marathons with no brains than with no shoes."
Don Kardong
"If you feel bad at 10 miles, you're in trouble. If you feel bad at 20 miles, you're normal. If you don't feel bad at 26 miles, you're abnormal."
Rob de Castella
"I believe that the good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street."
Neil Armstrong