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Fridge Puns

Fridge Puns

Yesterday I put a $50 note in my freezer.
Now I have some frozen assets.
My roommate keeps taking my water bottle out of the refrigerator.
It's not cool man.
What do you call a skeleton in a freezer?
Bone-chilling.
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