Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.