Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.