Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.