Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.