Cycling Pick Up Lines

Cycle all the way to the first date

Cycling Pick Up Lines

Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Want to go for a ride?
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
Want to lock our bikes together?
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
I Tour de Francy you.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
Your pace or mine?
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.