Cycling Pick Up Lines

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Cycling Pick Up Lines

Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?
I Tour de Francy you.
Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!
Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?
You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.
I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings
Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.
Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.
Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.
Unicycle? Girl! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?
Want to go for a ride?
Curling? More like curling up next to you in bed, am I right?
I bet we could do some good interval training together.
Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.
I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.
I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.
Are you a banana? Because you're great at the splits.
Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.
Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?
If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.
I'm no curler, but I think I could sweep you off your feet!
Your pace or mine?
I'm an endurance athlete. Think you can stand the HIIT?
Want to lock our bikes together?
I wish you were on the football team because I'd love to see your backfield in motion.
You like curling? Check out me curling my biceps!
You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.
Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?
I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.
Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.
Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!