My chair finally broke down yesterday.
It just doesn't give a sit anymore.
I tried to build myself an armchair, but I messed up some of the measurements and made it too wide.
So near, and yet sofa
My wife was a bit down so I decided to redecorate our living room.
Thought it would chair her up but sofa she haven't even noticed
When I heard my sofa had been stolen, I thought “I’m not going to take this sitting down”.
Why does a milking chair only have three legs?
The cow has the udder.
I have some extra chairs in my garage for emergency seat-uations.
What do you call donating a chair?
Charity!
All the chairs in my town were stolen
The people can’t stand it.
What did the baseball player say when the flight attendant asked what seat he was in?
"Put me in coach."
I was going to replace the seats at my bar
But... I just can't look at another stool sample
What do you do when you are in the wrong seat?
Stand corrected
How many drum sets can you store on a sofa?
One per cushion
My friend was bragging about his new L-shaped sofa, so I told him I had one too.
It's just lowercase.
I stole two sofas from death, but I wasn’t ready for the reaper cushions.
What does a couch say to another couch at the other side of the room?
We are sofa apart!
What happens when you make love on a couch?
It becomes a sectional.
I think a couch can endure many things, but if you take off its cushions, it would make it uncomfortable.
I'm studying the meaning of couches in different parts of the world.
It's really PhillySOFAcal.
I'm moving some couches today...
Sofa, so good!
I said to my doctor, "I usually sit on the computer 12 hours a day...is that bad?"
He replied, "That can't be too comfortable. Try a chair!"
Someone took my three-legged chair.
I guess it was stoolen
I'm never sure if I like rocking chairs or not.
I go back and forth on them
I've come up with a list of the top 10 types of specialized chairs.
Number 3 will shock you
My husband hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair, but then he sat on it.
Eventually he came around.
What do you call a chair in a suit?
A tuxSEATo
My chair is missing an arm and a leg.
That doesn't sit well with me.
My office chair broke. It’s letting me down.
What’s a farmer’s favorite piece of furniture?
a COWch.
The salesman at the furniture store told me "This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems!"
To which I said, “Where on earth am I going to find 5 people without any problems?”
What do you call a furniture store that is over 30 miles away?
The Sofa-r store
I love my furniture... Me and my recliner go way back.
I couldn't chair less!