Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
A man walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender and says "I'll have a Corona please, hold the virus."
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
I’m throwing a COVID-19 party this weekend.
None of you are invited.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
My mom always told me I wouldn't accomplish anything by lying in bed all day.
But look at me now, I'm saving the world.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
My real costume is at home in a box under my bed.
Hey, Baby do you want to see what tricks my treat could do?
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
Woke up with sweats afraid I'd contracted the corona virus...
Changed into jeans and was all good.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
Why is there no COVID cases in Antarctica
Because it’s so ice-o-lated
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer.
I got really good at telling them, so I’m being crowned the king of corona virus puns.
You’re all formally invited to attend my coronation.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Me, to my wife: They said that the Covid vaccines are safe and has no side effects.
My wife: Who did?
Me: Yep.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
What do Muslims do during the coronavirus outbreak?
They stay in Quran-tine.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
Did you hear the new pop song about Covid?
...it's pretty catchy.
I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
If Corona virus is just a beer virus..
Then it’s just a yeast infection!
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
Don't worry, the Corona Virus won't last long... It was made in China.
You know what they say... Big Feet.
This Corona virus is a blessing
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened to me.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.