The amount of bad Covid-19 jokes being circulated is starting to reach alarming figures
Some scientists suspect that it might be a pundemic.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
People with a cold - "I just want to stay in bed and do nothing, I feel terrible."
People with Corona Virus - "I feel terrible, I think I will go skiing in Austria, visit the Eiffel Tower and maybe do some white water rafting in Camino de Santiago."
What does a person with Covid like to drink?
Coughy.
With all this talk of Corona Virus, the people who make sanitising gel are rubbing their hands together.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
What quarantine really taught me?
That you don't really need fun to have alcohol.
I sneezed in the bank today, it was the most attention I have received in the last 10 years.
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?
What's the difference between butter and the corona virus?
Corona actually spreads.
Corona virus is just like pasta.
The Chinese invented it but the Italians will spread it all over the world.
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Turns out my dad who’s a locksmith still has to go to work during lockdown.
He’s a key worker, you see.
I'm tired of this old broom. Got anything else I can ride?
Corona Beer sales falter amid Corona virus crisis...
Guess their viral marketing strategy failed.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
We are 11 days into self-isolation ands it is really upsetting me to witness my wife standing at the living room window gazing aimlessly into space with tears running down her cheeks.
Don’t get me wrong, I empathize with her. I’ve considered letting her in many times, but rules are rules.
I could tell you a COVID joke...
But it would take two weeks for you to get it.
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
What's the difference between Wuhan and Las Vegas?
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Corona virus has caused our local supermarket to sell out of pasta.
All because of a fusilli people.
I tried to come up with a joke about social distancing but this is as close as I could get.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
I would totally carve your pumpkin.
With Coronavirus and our impending doom, I guess no one really had 2020 vision after all.
My daughter told me COVID stinks and she misses her teacher...
I told her "I Ms. your teacher too."
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
Why are people buying so much toilet paper because of the corona virus?
Because when one person sneezes, 100 people shit themselves.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead