Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
Because he was COFFIN.
Listen to them, children of the night. Let’s give them some competition.
I like my girls how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
I got my COVID-19 vaccine from a "doctor" who approached me in a downtown alley after midnight, offering it for $50 cash.
It was a shot in the dark, but I took it.
What do Saturday and Sunday have in common with the corona virus?
The weakend.
People with 20-20 vision..
Why you didn't warn us before??
Hi, I'm a zombie, can I eat you?
I know I've never been all that attractive.
But lately every woman I try to approach avoids me like the plague.
I was going to make a joke about losing your senses due to COVID.
But I decided it was poor taste.
Why did the Chinese communist party try to cover up the outbreak of the corona virus disease?
They were afraid not everyone could get it.
Girl, you make my crotch rise from the dead
John Travolta has been diagnosed with the Corona Virus.
He had chills that were multiplying.
I wanna bob for your apples.
I broke up with my girlfriend after she contracted the corona virus
I’ve decided to wash my hands of her.
Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?
What movie perfectly describes the corona virus?
No country for old men.
Even after a decade or two, I think we will all remember this year forever.
I mean, hindsight is 2020.
Who is running the corona virus relief?
WHO??
Is that a magic wand in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Corona crisis reaches new level:
Iran out of toilet paper.
Definition of Irony - When the Year Of The Rat starts with a plague.
With Corona Virus spreading, I never thought our deaths will also be..
“Made in China”
I want a taste of your Milky Way.
Why can't corona virus jokes go viral?
Because people are laughing into their elbows.
Ok, so if the Corona Virus isn't about beer, why do I keep hearing about cases of it?
Just saw a burglar kicking his own door in.
I asked: “What are you doing?”
“Working from home.”
You should dress up as a baker for Halloween with that set of buns.
I've taken up online yoga since the COVID-19 outbreak started.
It helps me namaste at home.
Which Pokémon has Covid?
Pik-achoo.
While it’s taking a while for the Corona virus to reach other countries, China got it right off the bat.
Please stop with all the corona jokes.
I‘m sick of it.
Since i have COVID people tell me i enjoy bad music and movies
Guess i have become tasteless.
Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me Pumpkin-Head?
Call me a pirate and give me that booty.
The government announced that because of COVID, we can have gatherings of up to 5 people without issues.
Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without issues?
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.
I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
I went to the chemist today and asked the assistant "what kills the Corona Virus?"
She replied to me "Ammonia Cleaner"
I said "Oh, I am sorry, I thought you worked here."
You know what they say... Big Feet.
With all this spare time on their hands people are going to start pursuing their passions. I wouldn't be surprised to sudden explosion in the arts, a renewal in scientific interest, and a mass proliferation of original content.
A coronaissance, if you will.
As the local drunk, I'm quite worried about the corona virus.
It's got potential tequila lot of people.
Me: I'll have a Corona please.
Waiter: *Cough*
Me: Thank you.
Why did Princess Leia contract coronavirus?
Because she went to woo Han.
Girl, are you the Wuhan Corona Virus?
Because you’re taking my breath away.
I feel really bad for the class of 2020. They say the year really flies by.
I just didn’t realize it would Zoom.
Is it true what they say about the size of a man’s canine teeth?
My teen daughter was sent home from school for covid exposure.....
She’s now my quaranteen.
Tom Hanks just got the Corona virus.
They had to lock the whole Cast Away.
Hey, my parents are out of town. That means we have the haunted mansion all to ourselves.
Is that a bat in your pocket, or does my costume excite you?