I think the final paragraph of my essay is on the top shelf...
But I don't want to jump to conclusions.
What did the flirty coat say to the jacket?
"Do you hang here often?"
I had a few doubts about buying a big metal cabinet to store all my valuables.
Turns out... it was a safe purchase.
The cabinet I made just collapsed and a bunch of books fell and hit me.
I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
What happens when a closet goes into fighting?
It turns into a wardrobe.
When the librarian bumped her head, she had no one to blame but her shelf.
Why was the cabinet maker fired on his first day?
He just couldn't get a handle on it.
What did Papa cabinet advise to his Son cabinet before his first date?
"Just be youshelf"
I wanted to buy a book on Albert Einstein's theories but it was on the top shelf...
It's information that's way over my head.
What would a self deprecating wardrobe say?
"I hate my-shelf"
How do you get into an all glass China cabinet?
Sorry, that's glassified.
What do you do with a wardrobe door that is slightly ajar?
You clothes it.
Two cabinets walk out of a bar...
One says to the other, "you walking home?" and the other replies, "Nah, I'm cabinet."
I came home to find many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.