Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.