I wish your name was Avogadro because then I would already know your number.
You are beryllium, gold, and titanium all rolled into one. Simply BeAuTi-ful.
You must be copper because I could really CU ending up with me.
My name? It's Bond. Covalent Bond.
Scientists have recently discovered a rare new element called Beautium. It looks like you are made of it.
I want to stick to you like cyanoacrylate.
I want to stick to you like glucose.
You are the HCl to my NaOH. With our sweet love, we could make an ocean together.
You're hotter than sulfuric acid and sugar and you smell twice as sweet.
You are photon quanta to my valence electron because you excite me to a higher energy level.
If you were an element you'd be francium because you're the most attractive.
You must be chlorine cause you are polarizing my bond.
Your body must be made of oxygen and neon because you are the ONe.
You breathe oxygen too? We have so much in common!
Wow, you're undeniably exothermic! I bet you get that reaction a lot.
To me, you’re just like hydrogen because you’re number 1!
Permit me to restructure the periodic table of elements and I would place U and I together.
Let’s show Potassium and water that the two of us can make a more energetic reaction together than them!
In my own version of the periodic table of elements, the number one element is U.
I would tell you more chemistry pick-up lines, but all the good ones Argon!
Do you want to share some valence electrons? This way, we can have a stable relationship.
Do you know why Uranium is my favorite element on the periodic table of elements? That’s because I love U!
Can you tell me the oxidation state of this atom? If you can’t, then you can tell me your phone number instead?
By any chance, is your atomic number 11? Well, it’s because you are sodium fine!
Are you sure we haven’t had a class together before? I could have sworn that we had chemistry together.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are Cu-Te.
You must be copper because I always cu in my dreams.
Are you a compound of beryllium and barium? Because you’re a total BaBe.
Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? ‘Cause you are F-I-Ne.
When I see you, I feel like I am going to reach my melting point.
Roses are red. Bromothymol is blue. My love for you doesn’t have an endpoint.
Your Ph factor must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
You are like an electron and I am like a proton. And they say that opposites attract.
The two of us go perfectly together like hydrogen and oxygen.
I am a chemist. Want to get together and see the reaction?
Do you want to be my lab partner? I think we could have some great chemistry together.