I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
Did you hear about the sea captain who made a special salt-proof boat for the salty waters of the ocean?
It was a sailing solution to cross a saline solution.
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.