Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
What do you call a boat in training?
An apprenticeship.
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.