What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
Help!!! There's nobody steering this yacht!!
Don't worry. It's on yachtopilot.
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.