I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
What kind of melody does a ship makes when if it crashes on shore?
A wreck-quiem.
Did you hear about the boat dock that committed murder?
He’s going to be judged by a jury of its piers.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
My boat is starting to sink, I'm going to sell it.
See my boat listing in the paper.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
You know what really floats my boat?
Surface tension.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
I took my boat out to go fishing today. I looked over and saw my neighbor’s dock was parallel to mine.
I guess I found my self in a real “para-docks”