Boat Puns

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Boat Puns

Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
I'm Going to Host a Boat Race.
The winner will get pasta. It will be called the Penne Regatta.
What do you do when you miss the ferry?
Call a canoe-ber.
Watched a TV show about how they build ships.
It was riveting.
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.
I don’t believe in boats
I have yacht to see one.
What did the Bluetooth say as the ship went down?
"Help! We’re syncing!"
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
What do you call an imaginary yacht?
A dream boat.
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
What do you call a boat full of high school graduates
A scholarship.
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!