Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
Mike Tyson bought a yacht and immediately wrecked it.
Who woulda thunk it?
I love driving my car, makes me feel like I'm charge of a big boat
especially when it's on cruise control
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
I’d like to buy a catamaran or a yacht.
I’d like to get the best of boat words.
I can row a boat.
Canoe?
Why don't boats have funerals?
They have wakes.
What do you call a boat full of polite football players?
A good sportsman ship.
Before my surgery my anaesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.
It was an ether/oar situation.
Why are big boats called "Yachts"?
Because they cost "Yachts of money".
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
I was surprised when I saw a boat in the driveway so I asked my wife about it.
She said there was a great sail.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
What is one way to save money when you go to the lake?
Buy a “sale boat.”
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
My writer buddy went to buy a new boat...
He named it Penman-Ship.
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out of your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"