My friend sailed his yacht into the wharf very rapidly, crashing into the dock and causing a dent in the hull.
It's just a berth mark, he swears.
Where does Google keep their ships?
In the Google Docs.
What do you call a big boat full of fish
A carp ark.
Have you ever been on a party boat?
It’s a Yacht of fun.
Why are snails allowed on ships?
Escargot.
I was sailing my boat when a massive hand rose out of the water and then slowly disappeared...
I thought, 'That's the biggest wave I've ever seen!'
why was the ship called 3.14
because it was full of π-rates.
Why do all the boats in Scandinavia have barcodes on the sides of them?
It makes it easier to... scan da navy in.
What do you call someone who owns a boat dealership?
A Sailsmen.
Who has the best place on a sailing ship?
The mast, because it has the pole-position.
Why don't they make boats out of peppers?
Because they're always capsaicin!
How did they punish the longshoreman whose improper ship mooring caused the destruction of a pier?
They docked his pay.
Did you hear about the boat that crashed into the beach?
The captain fell asleep and the crew didn't realize until they were already in the no wake zone.
I'm reading a book about a sadistic evil man who attaches ridges from boat hulls to his victims.
He's a mad keeler.
What do you call a snail on a boat?
A snailor.
Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?
So when they come back to port they can scandinavian.
If I ever get drafted into the Navy, and they make me choose what boat to get on.
I would just say frig it.
What do sailors buy to customise the back of their ships?
Aft-ermarket parts!
What do you call a seamstress that snuck aboard a ship?
A sew-away!
Where do boats go when they feel sick?
To the dock.