What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.