I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.