What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Biology - It grows on you.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.