I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.