Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
Biology - It grows on you.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.