Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Do you find bone puns humerus?