Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.