How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!