My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Biology - It grows on you.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.