Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
Biology - It grows on you.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.