Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Biology - It grows on you.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.