I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Biology - It grows on you.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
How do you know your dehydrated? You can hear your red blood cells crenating.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.