I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
What type of flowers does everybody have? two-lips.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
What was the biologist wearing on his first date with a hot chick? Designer jeans.
I can't imagine the stress put on the workers in trying to figure out the newest flu vaccine...
It probably puts a strain on the staff.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
What did Russian do after they made the vaccine ?
They Put-in.
Organ donors really put their heart into it.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
I was going to become a biologist. But all the endless coursework on hearts and lungs and kidneys and so on just made it seem like one long organ recital.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
Two red blood cells met and fell in love, but alas, it was all in vein.
Biology - It grows on you.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
If Russia wants to be the first country to produce a vaccine ...
... Then Soviet.
Why was the scuba diver failing Biology? Because he was below "C" level.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
What is blood's message to the world? B POSITIVE.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot.
Where do hippos go to university? Hippocampus.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
If this new covid vaccine works...
...It'll be a real shot in the arm for 2021.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Dolly Parton partially funded Moderna's COVID Vaccine.
It comes in two very large dosey-doses.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.