I have faith in Pfizer and its Covid vaccine, because they also make Viagra.
If Pfizer can raise the dead, it can save the living.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
How do you tell the difference between boys and girls?
Take their genes down.
How is a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.
I heard Frozen University is banning anyone who got the COVID vaccine from returning for the spring quarter
I guess if you get vaccinated you won’t be headed to the ICU.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
Hey why Are The Viruses All Gone? Cause They "flu" AWAY.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
I hear there's a new COVID-19 vaccine delivered via an audio interface as music.
It is hoped that this will lead to heard immunity.
I don't think I need a spine.
It's holding me back.
What is the reproductive area in South America? Spermatagonia.
How does Juliet maintain a constant body temperature? Romeostasis.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
I heard the government is going to put chips inside people with Covid vaccines...
I hope I get Doritos.
What did the Endoplasmic Reticulum say to the Golgi. I like your body, and the Golgi said it's complex.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
What did the male stamen say to the female pistil? "I like your style."
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
What did the femur say to the patella? I kneed you.
Using vaccines is...
Antibody-building.
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.