What do you call the leader of a biology gang?
The Nucleboss.
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.
Why do anti vaxxers hate vaccine jokes?
They never get them.
Why did the Russian vaccine cross the road?
To get to the other side effects.
Don’t expect to hear yourself urinate after taking the Pfizer vaccine.
I had a doctor tell me the P was silent.
What did one cell say to his sister cell when she stepped in his toe? Mitosis.
How did the English major define microtome on his biology exam? An itsy bitsy book.
You know what it's called when you hurry to develop a vaccine?
... Russian.
Did you guys hear about that 14-year old virgin girl who got pregnant after receiving the flu vaccine?
Sounds like an inoculate conception.
Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages? He was a man of many cultures.
I created a vaccine for apathy, but unfortunately no one seems interested.
Biology - It grows on you.
Whats The Most tiniest Virus Ever? "smallpox".
With all the talk of the pandemic and vaccines recently, I decided to consult a micro-biologist.
I thought they'd be smaller.
What did the Italian marine Biologist say when asked to identify an eel?
That's a moray!
There's now a vaccine to make you better at geometry.
It's called Pythagorean Serum.
What does a biologist wear when they're going out?
Designer genes.
What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexics Association.
Working on lab science animals is a real rat race.
What do you call doctors who make vaccines for the flu?
Flu-Fighters.
Hey kids! I went back in time and formed a British 80s pop group called The Vaccine!
And now The Cure is no longer necessary!
Heard Russia has the vaccine to Coronavirus. I'm probably not Putin that into my body.
Serotonin and Dopamine: Technically, the only things you enjoy.
How did the herpetologist know he would be married soon? He caught the garter snake.
The Covid-19 vaccine should be tested on politicians first...
If they survive, the vaccine is safe.
If they don't, the country is safe.
What did one brain say to another?
I lobe you.
Do you find bone puns humerus?
Organ donors really put their heart into it.