Sitting near the fireplace is just like a whole bunch of bees...
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I bought a new heater for my wife.
She didn't like it first, but now I think she's warmed up to it.
This morning, my dad told me something that gave me the chills.
He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”
Why is the air conditioner repairman the life of the party?
It’s not cool until he arrives.
How are air conditioners like humans?
Both get turned on when it's hot.
I think my window air conditioner needs an ambulance.
It keeps hyperventilating.
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems.
I got tricked into buying a cooling fan that didn't work...
It was an air con.
I replaced all the air vents in my house with smaller ones.
It was a reduction.