I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
I got tricked into buying a cooling fan that didn't work...
It was an air con.
My dad used to crack jokes standing above our fireplace.
Now he's passed the mantle on to me.
Moisturize the air!
As fast as humidly possible.
I get so mad when the heater is on.
I don't know why, I just lose my cool.
Got into my car and realized my wife had shut off all the A/C vents.
Definitely not cool.
I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...
I lost my cool.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.