The sun is just a big space heater.
This morning, my dad told me something that gave me the chills.
He said, āIām turning off the heating.ā
When the heat turns down, we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting.
We call it our Con Den session.
I got arrested at work today for moving my desk away from the air conditoner vent.
I was charged with draft-dodging!
I got tricked into buying a cooling fan that didn't work...
It was an air con.
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
What kind of fire moistens?
A humidifier.
I didn't know if I could crawl through heating vents to escape from prison...
After I duct, I found I conduit!
Air conditioner technicians...
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.