Why is the air conditioner repairman the life of the party?
It’s not cool until he arrives.
I think my window air conditioner needs an ambulance.
It keeps hyperventilating.
I destroyed all the air conditioners at work and escaped.
Police are now charging me with a 'heat and run' incident.
How are air conditioners like humans?
Both get turned on when it's hot.
I wonder who invented the air conditioner...
Must’ve been a pretty cool guy.
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
I'm not a fan.
Me: Dad, can I turn the air-conditioner on?
Dad: did you shampoo it first?
I was pretty mad when the air conditioner stopped working...
I lost my cool.
Why was the broken air conditioner already sad?
Because it couldn’t vent it’s problems.