Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I know Benjamin Franklin.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Baby, you're a firework.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.