4th of July Pick Up Lines

Some real patriotic, 100% American pick up lines

4th of July Pick Up Lines

You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Baby, you're a firework.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Sir William Howe... are you doing?