4th of July Pick Up Lines

Some real patriotic, 100% American pick up lines

4th of July Pick Up Lines

Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Baby, you're a firework.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I know Benjamin Franklin.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.