4th of July Pick Up Lines

Some real patriotic, 100% American pick up lines

4th of July Pick Up Lines

"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Baby, you're a firework.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.