If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Baby, you're a firework.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.