4th of July Pick Up Lines

Some real patriotic, 100% American pick up lines

4th of July Pick Up Lines

You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Baby, you're a firework.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
I'd start a revolution for your number.