Session Jokes

Psychiatrist vs. Bartender A man sitting at a bar after work shares with the bartender why he is looking so stressed, “I’m not sleeping well. I have nightmares about a monster under my bed and I am too embarrassed to seek help.” A patron nearby overhears this and introduces himself, “I overheard your story and I am a psychiatrist. Maybe I can help. The first thing is you recognize these are only dreams, and that is obvious so I should be able to help you in a few sessions. Here’s my card, give me a call.” A few weeks pass and the same two are once again at the bar after work. The psychiatrist says to the other guy, “Hi, how goes the nightmares? I never heard from you so I hope you are doing okay.” The other guy says, “things are great, the bartender helped me.” Psychiatrist, “the bartender helped you? You needed a trained professional to help you, what possibly could a bartender do that a psychiatrist couldn’t?” The other guy says, “he told me to saw the legs off my bed.”
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
When the heat turns down, we thieves gather in our secret hideout for a meeting.
We call it our Con Den session.
I'd love to go up and down with you, fancy a hill rep session?
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
I met him yesterday, he was on his way to meet the counselor for a peach therapy session.
I work at an Ink company in Spain. Yesterday I held a Competition about our company’s history. But looks like no one wanted to be a part of the
Spanish Ink Quiz Session.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
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