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Dad Jokes

The best of funny dad jokes that will make you laugh out loud

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Spine Puns
My dad just told me something that sent a chill down my spine.
He said, “I’m turning off the heating.”
Drum Puns
My dad just told be a cool joke about drums
I thought I’d snare it with you guys
Chuck Norris Jokes
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
When Chuck Norris moved out, his dad became the man of the house.
Ear Puns
Son: Hey Dad, why do you have your ear right up to that computer?
Dad: I’m listening to A Dell
Dad Jokes
How to determine the gender of your cat?
pour some milk in a bowl and place it next to the cat, if she drinks it, your cat is a female, but if he drinks it, the cat is a male
Travel Puns
My dad thought Cuba would be boring. He's now Havana a really great time.
Spain Puns
My son asked today “ Dad, are people in Spain cannibals?”
I answered “Why would you think that?”

He said “Well, my teacher said they mostly live off of tourists there.”
Flight Puns
My dad used to be an airline pilot, but he decided to retire because it got too Boe-ing.
Plant Puns
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
Planet Puns
There’s a big thunderstorm. The road is blocked by a big mudslide. A little boy asks his dad, “Why does earth fall down like that?”
His dad answers, “It’s terrain.”
Italy Puns
After hearing about my history major, my dad said, “You should go visit Italy in late August.Then you can witness The Fall of Rome."
Vaccine Puns
My vaccine dad joke failed.
But it was worth a shot.
Juice Puns
What do you call a cup of leaf juice that doesn’t want to be a dad?
Absent-tea parent.
Thanksgiving Puns
My dad died on Thanksgiving whilst eating dinner.
Fowl play was suspected.
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