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Sir, That's Not What It's Used For...

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist to fill his prescription for Viagra. "How many do you want?" asked the pharmacist. 

The man replied, "Just a few, maybe half a dozen. I cut each one into four pieces."

 

Upon hearing that, the pharmacist said, "That's too small a dose. That won't get you through intercourse." 

The old fellow said, "Oh, I'm past ninety years old and I don't even think about that anymore. I just want it to stick out enough so I don't pee on my shoes."

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