What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
I snuggle to get through these winter days.
What’s the best meal to eat in an igloo?
Brr-eakfast!
The best way to get back at someone is to push them in the snow; after all, revenge is a dish best served cold.
An ig is just a snow house without a loo!
What does Frosty the Snowman do to combat his worries about melting?
Take a chill pill!
Winter is un-brr-lieveable!
What do you get when someone stares coldly at you?
Glare ice.
See snow evil, hear snow evil.
What did the man say after spending hours skiing?
"I'm starving, can I avalanche?"
The snowman's favorite side dish is iceberg salad.
What falls in the winter but never gets hurt?
Snow.
Let’s list the froze and cons.
Icy what you did there!
Feeling cold? Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
The snowman keeps having tantrums, they're real meltdowns!
I usually prefer cold weather, but only to a certain degree.
Why is the letter B so cold? Because it’s between the AC.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
Can I Alp you?
What do you call a cold crocodile in winter? A refrigerator.
Mother knows best, and when winter comes, Mother Nature snows best.
I only have ice for you!
What did the Austrian skier yell when he sprained his ankle?
“Alp!”
What does a gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
If snowmen can’t ride bicycles, tricycles, or unicycles, what can they ride?
Icicles!
The abdominal snowman is just a snowman with a six-pack.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren
No one likes eating outside in the winter.
It’s frost come, frost served.
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
Who’s at the door?
It’s snowbody.
Why are winter days great?
They’re snow much fun!
If you cross a bee and a lizard, you'll get a blizzard!
What did the icy road say to the car?
“Want to go for a spin?”
Why didn't the snowman go to the party?
He had snowone to go with!
Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?
Aunt Artica!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
Why did Dracula take cold medicine in winter? To stop his coffin.
I just wanted to make a good frost impression.
For his birthday, the snowman wants a cake with lots of icing on it.
What’s the biggest danger of building a snow dog?
Frostbite!
It’s a winterful day!
We’re traveling winter-nationally.
Why is winter the least popular time of year for a wedding?
Because the grooms always get cold feet!
I came, I thaw, I conquered.
What’s the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?
One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!
I’m browsing the winter-net.
When winter comes, this town turns into an iceburg.
If you're alone and get too cold, you might become ice-olated.