My wifi password is the cat's birthday month
Feb-paw-hairy
I just lost a key on my keyboard
Now its all out of control.
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
You didn't hear the joke about cell phones?
Probably because it had a bad reception.
My keyboard is missing a key. I lost ctrl.
How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?
He gave her a ring
Why is it so hard to contact a pirate? He leaves his phone off the hooks.
My computer wants to build a snowman.
It's frozen.
What happens when you turn on a computer?
You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk.
Since getting sober, I decided to go with the cheapest cell phone provider I can find!
Way fewer bars!!!
Why was the hard drive scared of the large file?
Because it was a terror-byte.
Q. Why can't computers play tennis?
A. They try to surf the net.
What group of people always had the highest cell phone bills?
The Romans.
Q. What is a popular search engine for ghosts?
A. GHOULgle!
Why did the computer leave the restroom crying?
It said, "it hurts when IP."
I'm really obsessed with the F1 key on my keyboard. I'm trying to get help.
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
Why can't an IT guy keep a girlfriend?
He turns them all off and on again.
I left my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an Escape for a while.
Why did the computer spy get fired?
She couldn't hack it.
Which keyboard shortcut doesn't work if you're incontinent?
Ctrl-P
What do you call a fake Nokia? A phone-y of course.
Why did Karen press Ctrl-Shift-Esc on her keyboard?
Because she wanted to speak to the Task Manager!
Up until now, I always thought that all the cool mice would get together and live in my mousepad. Now when I know the truth, I feel quite broken.
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
"...a TOE TRUCK!!??"
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
Cell phones are a static symbol.
My email password has been hacked again
That's the third time I've had to rename the cat.
I got a new cell phone for my wife...
Pretty awesome trade if you ask me!
I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password
"Have some respect for the dead!" he said
I replied "Is that all lower case?"
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None because it's a hardware issue.
Q. What did the computer say to the cookie?
A. "Can I have your chocolate chip?"
Does your computer constantly and annoyingly have tons of updates to install?
Of course it does. Software needs to get better over a number of years and you can't rush the progress.
Chrome wasn't built in a day.
I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to coins underneath it. It must have been the Blue-tooth fairy.
Why didn't the cell phone wear his glasses? He lost his contacts.
In a world without fences and walls, who needs Gates and Windows?
My doctor must think I have a bad hard drive
He said he needed to C:
How do you type the word "Royalty" on a keyboard?
You start with the higher R key.
What happened to the girl's phone when she was getting a perm done? She got a frizzy signal.
Q. Where do computers keep their money?
A. In a data bank.
Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.
My keyboard fell apart today.
I feel like I'm losing Ctrl of everything.
I fell asleep on my phone the other day. It downloaded a nap.
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Edit*: sorry it seems as the CTRL button on my keyboard isn't working
Why did the computer squeak? Because someone stepped on its mouse!
I felt sad for my brother's computer being overclocked because I heard the processor say, "Stop it! It hertz so much!".
Dear keyboard manufacturers, I'm writing to request a redesign so that g and t wouldn't be right next to each other. Retards
Did you like my HTTP 200 joke?
It was OK.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn't put enough shifts in.
Ever hear about the computer programmer who moved to Mexico?
He wanted to be a Señor developer.