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Vegetarian Jokes

One Liners and Short Jokes
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Meat Puns
I met a girl in a vegetarian restaurant who said she recognized me, but I have literally never seen herbivore.
I love meat. I think going vegetarian would be a big missed steak.
Garden Quotes
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight."
- Rita Rudner
Puns
Being vegetarian was a huge missed-steak.
Food puns
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.
Food Quotes
"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight."
– Rita Rudner
Running Puns
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
Zombie Puns
What do vegetarian zombies say?
Graaaiiinnss!
Viking Puns
What do you call a vegetarian Viking?
Norvegan.
Salad Puns
What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea? A Salad Shooter.
Mushroom Puns
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.