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Body Jokes

Funny Aging Quotes
“It’s like you trade the virility of the body for the agility of the spirit.” – Elizabeth Lesser
"Nobody expects to trust his body much after the age of fifty." - Alexander Hamilton
Classic Pick Up Lines
If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Milk does the body good, but damn how much did you drink?
Funny Health Quotes
"The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind." - G.K. Chesterton
The Mysterious Smiles
Three new corpses were delivered to the morgue one day, each with a great big smile on his face. The mortification examines each of them and says who they are and their cause of death. "First body- Frenchman, aged 60, died making love to his mistress, hence the smile on his face. Second body- Irishman, aged 30, won a thousand euros in the lottery, spent it all on whiskey, and died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile on his face." The inspector then asks, "What about the third body?" The mortician says, "Ah, this is perhaps the most unlikely of all. Billy, a farm boy from Oklahoma, aged 25, struck by lightning". "Why's he smiling, then?" "He thought he was getting his picture taken".
Grocery Store Pick Up Lines
I heard milk does the body good, but man, how much have you been drinking?
Food Quotes
“Your body is not a temple, it’s an amusement park. Enjoy the ride.”
― Anthony Bourdain
Are You Pick Up Lines
Are you from history? Because your body looks royal.
Sun Pick Up Lines
The only thing hotter than your body is the sun.
Space Pick Up Lines
Woah! What’s the name of THIS out-of-the-world body?
Is it a full moon? Because I feel a tidal pull toward your heavenly body.
Tableware Puns
What do you call someone who labels jars of body parts?
An organiser.
Easter Pick Up Lines
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Do you know hop? Because your body is really kickin'.
Corona Virus Jokes
Did you know there are 206 bones in the human body? Would you mind one more?