Make your own decisions this summer, don’t give in to pier pressure.
How would you be able to prevent a summer cold?
Catch it in the winter!
It's a-boat time for a holiday!
What do you call a dog on the beach in the summer? A hot dog!
Girls just wanna have sun!
Which country do sheep go on vacation? The Baaa-hamas.
All you need is a little vitamin sea.
What did the pig say on a hot summer’s day?
I’m bacon!
Let’s shell-ebrate good times and tan lines.
Make your own decisions this summer, don't give in to pier pressure.
Summer is my favorite sea-sun of the year.
Have you heard of the martial artists who fought on the beach?
They faced off in sand-to-sand combat.
I beacha miss summer already!
Why did the robot decide to go on a summer vacation?
To recharge!
Summer is here, so I’m moving all of my bad habits outside.
What does Cinderella usually wear at the beach?
Glass flippers!
Life is way better in sandals, and that's one opinion that I will never flip-flop on.
Don't get tide down this summer. 'Tis the season for having fun.
What is a frog’s favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Croak-o-cola.
Dear Winter — I'm breaking up with you. Summer is hotter than you.
Now that it's summer, we've got to seas the day!
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Why do bananas like to use sunscreen?
Because they peel!
I feel pretty shore this is going to be the best summer yet.
Have you ever wondered why gulls are known as seagulls? It is because they are by the sea. Had they been by the bay, they would have been called bagels.
Reading whilst sunbathing? You must be well-red!
Why did the cheerleader add extra salt to her food in the summer?
She wanted to do summer-salts.
This vacation has been sand-sational!
What does a bee do when it is extremely hot?
It takes off its yellow jacket!
I hope you have an absolutely fin-tastic day!
Hey summer, long time no sea!
What is the perfect day to go to the beach?
Sun-day!
‘Tis the sea-sun to be jolly.
What does the sun drink out of?
Sunglasses!
I have a serious love-heat relationship with summer.
The summer sun makes me as happy as a clam at high tide.
Water you doing, my friend?
What do you think is a frog’s favorite summertime treat?
Hopsicles!
Summer went swimmingly this year.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
Anything is popsicle during summer!
Where do math teachers normally like to go on summer vacation?
Times Square.
Why did the detectives suddenly appear at the concert at the beach?
Something fishy was going on.